one of the perks of my job.
the other day i got a rare treat.
this woman came in with a screaming, snot dripping, whiny child in tow.
at one point, years and years, pounds and pounds, and before that cute freckle turned into a nasty, hairy mole, i had dated her.
and she had cheated on me, and eventually left.
and i realized in that moment that i had dodged a massive bullet.
the only downside was that i had to take her order.